drunk

Places to Jump

The only noteworthy things of late have been this: the invader who sleeps with Mommy took apart the climbing thing that he, Mommy, and Mommy's kitten sleep on, and moved it into Aunt azurelunatic's den. Then eris_raven and I got to climb on it there. Now it's azurelunatic who sleeps in the bottom part, and we don't have to share the top part with Mommy's kitten! (A side note: how come Mommy's kitten is still a kitten? He should be an adult by now. It was great when we were kittens together, but... it's nice to have someone your own age to talk to.)

azurelunatic moved everything in her den, so of course we had to sniff everything. She put a lot of stuff in the top of the climbing thing, so it's not just all cushions anymore, it's hard stuff too. More things to sniff, of course.

There are boxes all over in the big den, and they're fun to sniff and hide behind.

There is a new sleeping thing in Mommy's den, and I like to sit on that. I like to purr and snuggle up to the intruder when he's purring and snuggling up to Mommy. Someday, I will have control of him, and he will pet me all day long.
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    cunning
kitten

Why won't Mommy talk to me?

Mommy won't open her door! I've been asking her to for an hour. I did wake up azurelunatic with my incessant whining, though! Now I think I'll go stick my face under Mommy's door. Definitely my feet. I wonder how much of my face will fit under there!

Mommy?
Mooooommmy?

I think I'll wander off and go yowl some more in case Mommy is hiding somewhere else.
kitten

YOW!

Ow, that hurt.

I was in the kitchen with azurelunatic, because when she does stuff in there, sometimes she drops stuff.

Not this time.

This time, she STEPPED ON MY FOOT!!!!!!

I yelled and tried to bite her until she got off me, then I ran away fast. She hurts when she does that!
kitten

Things to Chase

It's never boring around here. Just when I think it might be, there are things to chase!

Mommy's kitten, the two-legged one, is away a lot now, so I don't get to play chase with him much anymore. But there were some crunchy big brown bugs in the kitchen! And then there were the little clear bugs falling from the ceiling. They'd go SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! on the floor. If they hit you, they turned into water. I was jumping and stuff.

Then Aunt azurelunatic saw me jumping and playing and found a bucket to catch all the bugs in. But they turned into water when they hit the bucket. I like water to drink, and to splash my paws in, but bugs are so much more fun...
kitten

Yay!

My ear is feeling a lot better, probably because Aunt Azz isn't messing with it anymore. Dumb humans. My ear did feel really lousy for a couple weeks. It was all swollen and when Azz poked it with the sharp thing, goo came out and ran down into my ear and it was all nasty. When she poked too hard, sometimes I tried to bite her, and then she hissed at me.

But I'm all better now! eris_raven and I have been playing a lot. Eris was mad and was crying a lot while I was feeling bad, because I wouldn't play with her.
dammit!, Wet

My EAR!

My ear got all fat and floppy. It was annoying and I couldn't hear quite right because it wouldn't stand up so I could hear. And it kept bouncing around when I walked.

But I'm not sure that was so bad.

Yesterday, azurelunatic grabbed me while Mommy was away, rolled me up in one of those fuzzy things, that towel, and stuck me in the sink. Then she took a pin and poked my ear. I cried about it. Some thin blood came out and my ear felt a little less bad, but not much. THEN she SOAKED my ear with WATER! I cried about that some more.

This morning, after Mommy came home (I love you Mommy) she petted me.

Then she grabbed me and rolled me up in a towel. (I hate you Mommy.) I got almost all the way out, though.

So then azurelunatic wrapped me up. I hate how good she is at that. She makes it hard to get out. She says it's because she used to wrap up eris_raven all the time when she was a chicken.

They poked at my ear some more. It hurt. I cried. But they finally made a bigger hole than just a pinprick, and all this thin blood came out, and then my ear felt a lot happier. It's still all floppy, though.
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    sore sore
kitten

Hunting report

I caught a fly a few days ago. The stupid thing was inside the house. It was flying around, so of course I had to bring it down. I let it crawl around for a while. We played with it, and then eris_raven ate it.

Yeuch.

She was a chicken in her last life, so I suppose that explains it. Flies. Ugh.